yoursoultoreap:

bambiandpixie:

homicidalhipster:

I am probably going to get spit on or something but who is that?

Haha it’s Aria!!

Maisie’s vines are so good omg

(Source: liam-hemsworth)

Me: I cleaned all the dishes
Mom: aren't you going to put them away too?
Me: you have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version.

cramp:

snapchat sucks because you get to see all the cool stuff people didn’t invite you to as they do it

emoij:

when he put it in 

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sluttyoliveoil:

when people in real life laugh at my jokes
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furbyhaunt:

come to your fathers arms child

furbyhaunt:

come to your fathers arms child

stevenyeon:

Djesus Uncrossed

jetbag:

me: im going to fucking stab you

straight white boy: haha then what? ;) 

elizabitchtaylor:

  • do not comment on what I’m eating
  • do not comment on how much i’m eating
  • do not comment on how little i’m eating
  • do not comment on how healthy it is
  • do not comment on how unhealthy it is
  • do 
  • not
  • comment
  • on
  • what
  • i’m
  • eating

(Source: elpoderdelocio)