nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

(Source: nosdrinker)

bepeu:

my favorite hobby is not being a parent

idolakihito:

"How’s that essay going?"

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(Source: ryukovevo)

mathsturbation:

when your mom didn’t get groceries and there’s literally just bread to eat 

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vxpo:

Kanye West says he’s gonna be the next Nelson Mandela? Nigga your wife is a porn star and your daughter is a compass. Please have several seats.

jesusinc:

interviewer: so tell me a bit about yourself

me: 

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manhood:

This could be us

manhood:

This could be us

ravclaw:

homework to do: hella

homework i’ve done: negative hella

(Source: tiniestleaf)

simsgonewrong:

I was celebrating my sims bday and I don’t know what went wrong but

simsgonewrong:

I was celebrating my sims bday and I don’t know what went wrong but